Yeah, BattleTanx! This
game was the shit for me and my friends back in the day. Four player
action!
Long time readers will
remember the time I reviewed the original BattleTanx back in 2012. It was the
first N64 review I ever did when I mostly looked at PlayStation 1
games. To my surprise, BattleTanx is somewhat of a obscure game, so
I thought it was long overdue that I shed some more light on the
kickass sequel!
War. War
never changes.
First off,
the graphics. Holy fuck balls, can you believe this game only came
out a year after the last one? Talk about an overhaul. The graphics
are heads over heels better than the previous game, no question
there.
Gameplay
wise, not much has changed. You still have your regular ammo as well
as your power-ups and the four basic color groups. Only thing that's
different is that you can turn the top part of the tank by pressing
the R button so you can shoot in different directions. The computer
was able to do this in the first game, but for some reason you
couldn't.
Choose your
destiny – Oops! Wrong game.
BattleTanx
Global Assault brings back a couple of the game modes from the first
game, while introducing new ones and refining old ones. For
instance, Annihilation has been replaced with Tank Wars,
where you can battle it out with an army for three minutes, so it
doesn't matter how many times you get blown up, the match will
continue until those three minutes are up.
THEN it matters how many
times you got blown up because you just cost your team the match.
Feel good about yourself yet?
I love this version over
Annihilation because it gives you more time enjoying each stage and
blowing up shit. Just pick four opposing forces and go nuts!
Among the new game modes
to be introduced in this game are Convoy, Frenzy, and Hold 'Em.
Convoy is what the name implies, you can either protect a convoy
crossing the map from attackers, or be the one to do the attacking.
Needless to say the latter is easier. This is my least favorite of
the game modes as it has limited maps, and only two colors to choose
from. Games can be over rather quickly, too.
Frenzy and Hold 'Em are
like Battlelords. With Frenzy you have to be the first to rescue ten
people before your enemies do. Hold 'Em is even more like
Battlelords with the bases and everything, only the person you're
saving starts off in a neutral zone and has to be returned to the
base and protected until time runs out. Since I already said
Battlelords three times, that also makes a return in this game
alongside Deathmatch (now you have to kill TEN enemies!) and Family
Mode. They're all a lot of fun, except when you're losing. Then they're
infuriating!
Wake up, San
Francisco!
This time
around the maps goes from the US to Europe, namely London, Paris, and
Germany. You can even play around the White House, Eiffel Tower, and
the Berlin Bridge as a level in the game. One of my all time
favorite levels is Paris Crossfire. Great place to have a four-way
Battlelord match if you ask me. What really stands out to me with
this game after all these years is one simple fact.
You can blow
up the White House.
You can actually destroy the White House in this game. You
can't destroy the Eiffel Tower, but you can blow up the White House.
Can you imagine if a game tried to do something like this now?
People would flip!
The game's
timeline takes place in 2006, so... I just killed Bush.
Give my
regards to the devil.
Let's not
forget the good old fashioned Campaign mode. Is it as hard as the
first one? No. Not even a little bit. I'm not saying you won't get
any challenge from it, but like playing The Little Mermaid after The
Lion King and Aladdin, it's a breeze compared to its predecessor.
Also, since Madison, Griffon's wife who you rescue in the first
game, is with you, the Campaign is two- player.
The use of
gray on tanks can get confusing at times. You're gray, your allies
are gray, and some of the enemies are gray, and before you can spot
the symbol letting you know if they're friend or foe, you either
attacked your ally or got shot by the enemy.
Campaign
combines all the previous modes together to give you an overall
enjoyable experiences. You have to rescue people, escort convoy,
eliminate enemies, and there are some stages that are original just
for the Campaign. Like destroying objects or racing to safety while
everyone is trying to kill you.
Edge?
No, Edge! Use
the power of the Spear for life, not death!
Five
years after the events of the first game, Griffon and Madison are
living peacefully in San Francisco with their son Brandon when the
evil Queenlord, Cassandra, who determines their son has a power
simply referred to as “The Edge” and wants to abduct him to
harness that power. In fact, she's even responsible for the virus
that killed off the majority of the women population so only those
with the Edge would survive. Diabolical!
While BattleTanx always
felt like it could be a comic book story, Global Assault takes it
even further and introduces a lot more Sci-Fi elements into it with
Cassandra being able to take over the minds of entire armies, and
Brandon more or less being a super child. The Edge is also brought
in later as a power up you can only use once per level that causes
mass confusion upon any tank you come across giving you a free shot.
Cut-scenes take place
in-between each level offering a lot more story this time around to
keep you invested. The final stage feels like you already won with
the combination of the title screen music and Griffon and Madison
getting control of their son back. It's also the most random stage
I've ever encountered. The goal is to find Cassandra before she can
unleash her evil plan, and when I first played it I won in a couple
of seconds by just blowing up random tanks. Second time it took a
lot longer. Seems like they put her in any old tank and the level has
the potential to end before it even began. Luckily, you can replay
it by loading up your game to get the most out of it. Minor
inconvenience at best.
I've been
hit!
As much as
I enjoy the game, I've played it so much to the point that I get
bored with it very easily. I'll come back to it after years, play
with it for a bit, and then end up turning the game off. So it's
definitely possible to hurt yourself through overexposure, even when
it comes to your favorite games.
That being
said, it's still a great game with a lot of fun to be had. If you
never played it before and don't mind older games, I can't recommend
Global Assault enough. Tanks, explosions, the destruction of real
life places? What more can you ask for in a game? Pick it up and give
it a whirl.
Get it
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