Warning: The
following review contains spoilers, reader's discretion is advised.
Ciao e benvenuto di ToriJ
Video Game recensioni. This week I thought I'd do something a little
different and review a video game movie; the film adaptation of the
Super Mario Brothers franchise. Allow me to get the obvious question
out of the way, how in the hell do you adapt Mario into a
live-action film? An animated or CGI feature I can understand, but
with real people involved? Most of these characters don't look
anything like real people. Mario is a fucking midget, okay? He needs
a mushroom just to grow to a regular size human being. Well, I'll
tell you how they make a live-action adaption of it, by making it
nothing like the actual games.
