Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Super Mario Sunshine (Spoilers)


Super Mario Sunshine is an action-adventure, platformer for the Nintendo GameCube that originally came out in 2002, featuring none other than the infamous Italian plumber himself, Mario. Mario, Princess Peach, Toadsworth, and some Toads from her kingdom are visiting Isle Delfino for a much needed vacation. What, Luigi wasn't invited? He saves your ass in the last game and that doesn't earn him a vacation!?

Unfortunately, when they arrive the entire island is covered in graffiti (I personally blame the rap music) that is caused by an impostor Mario. Mario is tasked with the responsibility of cleaning up the entire island even though they just got there and Mario has a plane full of witnesses to account for his whereabouts at the time of the incident. The Isle Delfino court system is bullshit!

Monday, August 10, 2015

Movie Monday: Mission Impossible -- Rogue Nation (Spoilers)

 

Spoony: Rises up out of the grass with a pair of binoculars
Nostalgia Critic: Spoony, what's your status?
Spoony: Is looking at a plane with cargo inside Uhh, the movie has boarded the plane.
Nostalgia Critic: What?! You were supposed to keep the movie OFF the plane! That was the whole point!
Spoony: Well, we're going to Plan B. More like Plan F. We're really not good at our jobs.
Nostalgia Critic: Where's Ayen?
Spoony: I don't know.
Nostalgia Critic: You don't know?!
Spoony: Will you stop yelling in my ear?
Nostalgia Critic: YELLING IS ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO!
Linkara: Don't worry, Critic, we'll get those movies off that plane!
Nostalgia Critic: Linkara? What are you doing there? You're supposed to be in Chicago.
Linkara: I am in Chicago, but I finished early and Spoony needed my help.
Spoony: I didn't need help, I needed assistance. It's not the same thing.
Nostalgia Critic/Linkara: Yes it is!
Linkara: Sending the layout of the plane now!
Spoony: Got it!
Nostalgia Critic: The movie's still on the plane.
Spoony: Yes, we know, the movie is still on the plane!
Nostalgia Critic: No, you don't understand. If that plane takes off Transformers 5 WILL premiere in movie theaters all across the globe! I don't know if the world can survive another one. Can you kill the engine?
Spoony: No.
Nostalgia Critic: Electrical?
Spoony: No.
Ayen: Can you open the door?
Nostalgia Critic: Ayen? Where are you?
Ayen: I'm outside of the plane. Spoony, can you open the door?
Spoony: Yeah, that seems doable.
Ayen: I'm going in.