Hank: Ayen,
I've been watching you for a while, now. You're different. And I
believe everyone deserves a shot at redemption. Do you?
Ayen:
Absolutely! My days of sneaking
into movies and reviewing shit are over. What do you need me to do?
Hank:
…I want you sneak into a
movie and review some shit.
Ayen:
...make sense. This is Ant-Man!
And just to be clear I don't sneak into movies my mother pays for
the ticket and–
Hank:
Your MOTHER pays for your
ticket?
Ayen:
Yes – No – I mean–!
Hank:
Laughs and walks away.
Ayen:
Can
we do this scene over?
After
a change of directors, rewrites, and filming delays, we finally have
something tangible to feast our eyes on in theaters. Ant-Man stars
Paul Reed, a notorious thief named Scott Lang who gets
a second chance at life by becoming the hero known as Ant-Man. By
this point you're probably asking yourself:
Scott: Is
it too late to change the name?
Yes,
yes it is. You will be called Ant-Man and you will like it! Without
further ado, let's dive in to the end of Phase II!
I'm
here for the costume party. I think I have a real good shot of
winning first place.
First
we see of Scott he's having a fight with a big guy in prison that
actually turns out to be a weird prison ritual between friends, and
he leaves the prison looking to make a new start on the straight and
narrow. But as you can imagine many people aren't fond of having
ex-cons work for them so he gets fired by every place he applies for
and ends up right back where he started.
His
motivation comes from wanting to see more of his daughter who lives
with his ex-wife and her new boyfriend who also happens to be a
police officer. Ouch.
Despite
the crazy premise of the entire movie, Scott actually comes across as
the most normal Marvel protagonist yet. He really does feel like
someone you could bump into on the street. All he wants is to be a
part of his daughter's life and piece together what has fallen apart.
You have to be heartless not to root for him after that.
I
was making armor suits before Tony Stark made it cool.
Introducing
Hank Pym, played by Michael Douglas. He's the creator of the Ant-Man
suit, the shrinking formula, and founder of Cross Technologies. When
he discovers that SHIELD tries to duplicate his shrinking formula he
walks out on them like RDJ walked out on Channel 4.
Hank:
That doesn't date this review
at all.
Ayen:
Shut up!
Hank
develops a teacher/student relationship with Scott that's really nice
to see, and you feel for him with the loss of his wife and strained
relationship it caused between himself and his daughter. Not to
mention the guy has some of the best lines in the movie.
When
do I get to be Wasp, again?
Next
up we have Hope Van Dyne, the daughter of Hank Pym. Hope works with
her father in his plans to infiltrate Cross Technologies and steal
the Yellowjacket suit and blow the building before they can mass
produce the Yellowjacket and spread chaos upon the world. If you were
going to blow the place up why bother stealing the Yellowjacket at
all?
Hope's
role in the movie can be summed up by:
Hope:
Let
me use the suit.
Hank:
No.
Hope:
C'mon,
Dad!
Hank:
I
said no and I mean no!
Hope:
You
never let me do what I wanna do! Storms
out.
I'm exaggerating for comedic effect, but it's a fair
summary. Hope already has all the training and knows how the suit
works, knows Cross Technologies inside and out, and she even goes as
far to say, “We don't need him,” when talking about Scott. She's
right. They don't need him. You could take Scott completely out of
the picture and just call the movie Wasp.
From
what I understand before the rewrites the character of Hope was just
a cameo, and then they gave her more of a prominent role. That's
great, but they gave her so much that it got to a point where you're
sitting there thinking to yourself, “Why is Scott even in this
movie? Why not just have Hope do the mission?” The answer to that
is because Hank doesn't want to risk his daughter’s life. Okay, I
get that. Except he's perfectly okay with getting someone else who
has a daughter that would mourn for him if her father died. You're
kind of a dick, Hank.
Hank:
You're
full of shit, Ayen!
Ayen:
The
only one you're hurting with that anger is yourself.
I mean, if you have to stop and justify why your main
protagonist is in the movie, you're doing something wrong.
The guy looks more like Lex Luthor than Jesse Eisenber.
Darren
Cross is
our main antagonist of the movie and the man to wear the Yellowjacket
suit. His motivations? To stick it to the old man who kept secrets
from him. This time I'm not just exaggerating for comedic effect,
that is the beginning and end of his character’s motivations.
He was the prodigy of Hank, thought that he was keeping
secrets from him about Ant-Man, and decided to take over his company
and mass produce the Ant-Man formula without Pym. There's a line
spoken by Hope that suggests Darren is being affected by something
that's making him crazy, but it's never really explored much. They
bring it up and drop it just as quickly. I think we got enough of a
picture that he was going insane from his earlier actions.
As Yellowjacket? Eeh. He does his job as a foil to
Ant-Man well enough, and the ending fight is cool. I'll talk more on
the special effects a little later. I hate to say it, but Darren
Cross is a forgettable villain. His suit looks cool and everything,
but he's too much like Ant-Man to really stand out on his own.
That's a problem that a lot of Marvel villains have. They're too
similar to the heroes. Also, how the hell did he get that suit on in
the helicopter so quickly? He has to be the fastest man alive!
Quicksilver:
I
take offense to that. Zips
around Ayen and hogties him up with a ball gag in his mouth and
leaves.
Ayen:
Mmm!
Quicksilver:
Zips
back in the room.
Ooh, Supergirl. Takes
the Supergirl toy and bails.
Ayen:
Mmmmmmmm!
You are a puny ant man!
The special effects in this movie are phenomenal.
They're like Honey I Shrunk the Kids, but a million times more
awesome. Whenever Ant-Man shrinks you have the two different
perspectives. Showing you how the inconsequential of things (like a
lifesaver pack) can be a dangerous obstacle to you, and then you see
it in our normal everyday perspective and it's just funny.
Best example of this is in the trailer with the Thomas
the Tank Engine. You see this giant train coming towards them, and
then it cuts to regular size where all you see is a toy falling off
the track. They don't just make things small in this movie, they
make them big. An ant gets increased to the size of a dog, and the
Thomas train is enlarged and comes out of the house and is just
laying there on the road with his eyes going back and forth.
There's a scene at Cross Technologies where Hank
reveals that his tank keychain, isn't a keychain. It's a mother
fucking tank! This huge tank bursts out of the building, and it's
still carrying the chain! The chain is on the back of it and is
being dragged along with the tank! It's awesome! Everything they do
in this movie is so clever and a treat to watch.
Another thing they buildup to is a pocket dimension
called the Quantum Realm where time ceases to be as a result of
going subatomic. The effects for that are kind of trippy. Like
somebody injected you with some drugs. Despite being a creepy
moment, Scott is surprisingly calm. The most he ever gives is an,
“Oh no.” If that was happening to me I'd be freaking out! I
think most people would.
The absence of fear or panic in that moment takes me
out of it a little bit. I guess they didn't have time for him to get
his bearings about him if he did panic, but I think that would get to
anybody. Doesn't help that his face is covered with the helmet so he
can't even give us facial expressions. You can barely see his eyes
with all the red. Maybe he was in shock, I don't know, but he gets
out of it pretty damn fast.
What the hell, you said there was a thirty days
warranty!
One of the other things that falls flat in this movie
is how predictable it all is. When he's stealing the Ant-Man suit
I'm thinking, “It's a setup.” And that's what it is. Hank goes on
a speech about going subatomic and without even trying I guessed
that it was going to be how the mother died. Then with Hope becoming
Wasp. I guessed that halfway through the movie and I'm usually good
at not trying to call these things in the moment, but it was so
predictable and distracting that it was hard not to make that jump.
All of the big reveals just fall flat because you see them coming a
mile away
Another thing that's a hot topic that hasn't been
confirmed yet is the original Wasp returning. She wasn't cast, and I
have to think that if Scott Lang, who had less time with Hank and the
Ant-Man suit, can come up with a way to get out of the Quantum
Realm, then why couldn't his wife do it? It doesn't make sense to
me. So I think there's a chance she got out of the Quantum Realm,
but if she did on her own then it pegs the question why she wouldn't
come back right away? Could she be a villain in the next movie? Or
another support character? I don't know. There's a lot of potential
there.
You're supposed to take your clothes off before entering
the bathtub.
I'm split down the middle with this movie. It does a
lot of things well, and there are some drawbacks that can be
distracting. Is it the best Marvel movie yet? No. Is it better than
Guardians of the Galaxy? I think it's unfair to even have that be a
question. For a solo origin story of a Marvel property, it's really
good despite the number of flaws the movie is plagued with. I think
it's worth seeing for the special effects alone.
Try
it
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